I was frantic. Susan told
me to find some ‘jingle jangles’ for the club meeting. What the heck did she
mean by ‘jingle jangles?’ The only thing I could think of were those Mardi Gras
beads that people throw off the floats down in New Orleans. Why did we need
beads for the club meeting anyway? Were we going to do some arts and crafts?
I hurried down town to my
little two block business district and hit the Trash and
Treasures. “Hi, Wilma. Do you have any Mardi Gras beads?
“Mardi Gras was last week. I doubt it but you can look around.”
“Mardi Gras was last week. I doubt it but you can look around.”
I
walked through all the clutter that a good flea market would collect, dust and
all, but nothing that jingled or jangled. I walked out their back door, across
the shared parking lot to the local grocery, and in through the back door. Everything
was strange. I could smell new carpet and paint and . . . hey, where did that
wall come from? Something was very wrong.
“Scotty, what’s up with
this wall?” I asked a dimly lit room.
A very confused man in a
business suit answered, “We’re not open yet. How did you get in here?”
“Through
the back door as usual.”
He
stood and ushered me to the front door. “We’ll be open Monday. Come back then.”
“But
who are you?”
He
handed me his business card. It read, Joe Johnson, Atty
“What happened to Scotty?” I asked. He just smiled and shut the door. I heard him lock it behind me.
Now
what? I started walking and asked the first person I saw if I could borrow
their car to go find some Mardi Gras beads. The club meeting would start at
three o’clock and time was running out. I drove downtown Oakland. Where do I
begin? Oakland is a vast sea of hills punctuated with tall buildings and very
little parking.
Before I took another step
I decided I would call Susan and make absolutely sure what she meant by ‘jingle
jangles.’ Of course I didn’t have her phone number so I thought I would stop by
my old office building and look it up. I parked in one of those parking garages
that’s ten stories high and had to walk a few blocks.
Now what? Where was my old
office? I peeked in and asked the gal at the front desk, “Where is Visitor
Control?”
A nice young . . . very
young . . . how old was I now? . . . Ugh . . . answered, “They moved.”
“Where to?”
“You can’t get there from
here.”
“What!”
“May I help you?” she f-i-n-a-l-l-y offered.
“Can I borrow your phone
book?”
She
handed over a very thick, very heavy yellow book and I began flipping through
pages. Susan? What was her last name again? Hammond? No. Harmon?
No. Hamner? Yes, that’s it. Hamner! I found the H’s.
The print was so small. I must get new glasses soon, I thought.
H-a, H-a-c, H-a-i .
. . “WHAT?” I blurted out. “Continued in next book . . .”
I looked up and little
miss office efficiency was staring at me. I wanted to throw the book at her! I
found my composure, though, and smiled. “Sorry, I just realized they won’t have
her cell phone listed in here anyway.”
Now what? I looked at my
watch. It was already three-thirty. I might as well go home. I turned around in
a dark hallway and panic gripped me. Where did I park? I don’t remember where I parked!!!
Did I come up this hallway
from that direction? Or maybe it was down that way? Think, Danna . . . think!
I walked through the automatic doors. What was this street? Now was I on the
south side or the north side of the building? South! So I must have parked on
the north side? I walked down the block and turned the corner. It was all
uphill. Did I walk downhill from the parking garage? Oh, God, help me. I can’t
remember. Everything was so familiar when I arrived and now it was a foggy
mess.
Alright. I’ll start
walking. Something will look familiar soon. Oh, my hips hurt. I should have
stayed in better shape.
A hoard of teenagers in
school uniforms with backpacks rushed by me. I stopped one of the girls and
asked, “Where did I park?”
She gave me this curious
but sympathetic look. “What does it look like?”
“What does what look
like?”
“Your car. What kind of
car do you have?”
“I don’t remember. It was
borrowed.” A rush of heat and adrenalin went through me. I was FRANTIC!
School children continued
to flow down the hill as I trudged upward. It was getting dark. Where are those
‘jingle jangles’ anyway? I’ve lost my purse. Where are those car keys?
I heard something. Petey
was shaking himself awake and his collar was jingling jangling. I turned over to pet his
soft, curly, white hair.
It was six-thirty in the
morning. Time to get up and get ready for Writing Class.
Sidenote:
- We had just discussed Mardi Gras in writing
class two weeks earlier, hence the beads.
- Scott’s family owned a grocery store in MS when we lived there and my daughter dated him a few times.
- Across the parking lot from the grocery was a little junk shop.
- I don’t know how I got from MS to Oakland, CA but I lived there when I first married in 1968.
- My first job was in Visitor Control in
the Security Division of the Atomic Energy Commission (now the Dept of
Energy) in Berkeley, CA.
- I went to school with Susan from kindergarten through high school.
- My granddaughter wears a uniform to school every day and hates it.
- Petey sleeps in his little bed on top
of my bed every night. When he wakes, he stretches and shakes his body and
his ID jingles against his collar.
DREAMS ARE STRANGE, AREN'T THEY?
SO TRUE!
SO TRUE!